Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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