I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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