He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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