Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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