And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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