she looked like the before picture.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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