...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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