I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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