How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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