she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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