ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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