Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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