were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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