3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
All the doctor said was why
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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