So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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