I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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