Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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