you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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