Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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