walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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