So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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