"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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