I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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