Don't you send me to vm
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have post one night stand depression
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