marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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