he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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