ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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