KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Randomize
