i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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