ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
