I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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