We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
