these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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