So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I smell stomach acid.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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