no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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