I must be too annoying 4 u.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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