Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize