We should be called the Road Head Warriors
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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