Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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