why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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