is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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