doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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