Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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