Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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