Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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