I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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