i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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