I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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