I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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