so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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