Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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