My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I wear drunk well.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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