the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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