So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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